4 comments about this book text me at 713 444 0851 the atomic turd baby chapter 1 once in the planet turd nugget in the gallexy of poo sniffer their was once a baby named farticis. farticis loved to eat turd sandwiches.one day farticis ate two many turd sandwiches and blew a huge fart that blew up the plannet turd nugget .so the mayor orderd farticis out of the galaxy. one day farticis was floating all around the universe until one day he entere earthes atmosphere. when soon he landed in oklahoma where three kids named ryan,austin,and tyler found him. then ryan looked at him and said what da crap is he supposed to be. ya said austin he looks like my grandmas butt.that maded farticis verry angry. so he blew a huge fart that made ryan,austin and tyler fly out of the universe.but ryan austin and eathins neighbors saw what happend so they called the cops on farticis. while farticis was in jail they realized something diffferent about him that he always wanted turd sandwiches so one day while farticis was in jail he ate tomany fart sandwiches and blew up the jail. the government was going to lock farticis up in a top secret place. but then the president desided the government could use farticis to fight crime. the government people tried to explain to the president that every thing would go rong and there would be more crime than ever bevor lie in the movies. but the president didnt listin and set farticis out to fight crime. chapter 2 it was a boring sunday farticis was sitting on the couch watching bevis and butthead until suddenly he got a call from the banker saying the bank was being robbed so farticis flew out the window he was up in the air but then he relized the only power he knew how to use was an atomic fart. so farticis fell to the ground then he also realized that the president must of been pretty stupid thinking he could fight all kinds of different crimes just by making a big fart. but he went to the bank anyway to see what he could do. when he got there ther was acleast 20 robbers and 50 hostages farticic got nervous and threw up a huge puke that lannded on some old guy. then the old guy started screeming and disinigrated. farticis descoverd his 2nd power acid puke. farticis snuk threw the back door farticis saw that all ok the hostages where tied up. soo farticis started to un tie all the hostages but then the robbers snuk up behind farticis and hit him on the back of the head with a metal pol. while farticis was unconcious the robbers tied him up with the rest of the hostages. later farticis wook up. the robbers wher almost dun with taking all the mony. farticis tried with all of his strenghth to break through the ropes. but all that happend was he made a turd that flew and hit a guy in the head. farticis decoverd his 3rd power turd torpidos. then the robbers untied farticis and gave him a shot that made him go to sleep.....to be continued
when farticis woke up he was in a dark room strapped to a chain that was nailed to the wall. he noticed that the other hostages were in ther to. he could tell by the room he was in that things were not gonna go good. and also after taking a nap farticis realy had to take a turd. he tried holding it in but he couldnt stop it. suddenly the biggest shart you woulld ever wittness the it was probbably so big people in china lost there appitite. it was even so powerful it made all of the people in the room gag to death. it eaven made the chains decenigrate. while the robbers where gagging farticis took all the stolen money and returned it too the bank. after that farticis was a multi millionair. he was chillin wit puufdaddy and livin it. he was even doing penis photoes with britteny spears. he was the most famous celibrity in holly wood. but some cellibriteys didnt like that farticis was stealing their fame. so kaney west the jonas brothers and miley cirus formed a super evil gang to destroy farticis. while they wer in ther evil layer they wher thinking of ways to destroy farticis. but no one knew his weekness. they realized they needed professionals to solve this mystery. so they hired the hardy boys. but apparently the hardey boys got ownned buy nancey drew in the 60s and they lost their mojo. but they were the only ones they could afford so they gave it a trie. to be continued
